I am Jonathan. 18. UVA. From Woodbridge. Music. Friends. Yeah. Tumblr (3.0; @keepuscomatosebutaudible)http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/<p>I was riding the bus at UVA to go to barracks so that I could buy chipotle and do something else that I can&#8217;t remember because chipotle and this girl sat across from me. I was absolutely stunned by her beauty. I absolutely wanted to say something to her and when we both were getting off the bus we stood up at the same time. We made eye contact and I did this awkward smile thing I do because I am awkward and then she said hi and I said, &#8220;You&#8217;re beautiful&#8221; I then walked away because awkward&#8230;</p> <p> </p> <p>WHY AM I SO AWKWARD?</p>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50889158842http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50889158842Mon, 20 May 2013 01:53:32 -0400awkwardUVAwhy<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50212109015/reblog-if-youre-unattractive-awkward-and-single">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyz6nUsXG1qfpy0x.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50888585721http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50888585721Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8k5kvJKeW1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50888256122http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50888256122Mon, 20 May 2013 01:34:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d25dc6b9df7b412536d14b9ceec26c3/tumblr_mn2dyiuHhU1rome1po1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/698655cde54982d458a22675b687f934/tumblr_mn2dyiuHhU1rome1po2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50883088595http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50883088595Mon, 20 May 2013 00:08:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0ca44f19406adce8db2965591e7a428/tumblr_mmyadz7pcX1riae2mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50798594524http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50798594524Sun, 19 May 2013 04:13:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbf698bd142f68ad4a1f81bfb002a49c/tumblr_mg6kubRmVj1rpx7v6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saschyababy.tumblr.com/post/49753427232/stayshie-hornbread-itisneverlupus">saschyababy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stayshie.tumblr.com/post/49743878052">stayshie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hornbread.tumblr.com/post/39918946911/itisneverlupus-neither-1800psychedelic">hornbread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itisneverlupus.tumblr.com/post/39908797231/neither-1800psychedelic-why-would-you-want">itisneverlupus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neither.tumblr.com/post/39901538059/1800psychedelic-why-would-you-want-tattoos-and">neither</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1800psychedelic.tumblr.com/post/39886000281/why-would-you-want-tattoos-and-crap-theyre-gonna">1800psychedelic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’</p> </blockquote> <p>damn punk since 1950</p> </blockquote> <p>I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.</p> </blockquote> <p>Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.</p> </blockquote> <p>Miles Better has to be the most handsome older man I’ve seen.</p> </blockquote> <p>^ agreed</p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50661922187http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50661922187Fri, 17 May 2013 13:27:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/678ef0cf8dec410fb15173dd155678e6/tumblr_mkpoh9np3z1qbb4jbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://its-pointless.tumblr.com/post/47086124262/well-shit">its-pointless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well shit.</p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50643852041http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50643852041Fri, 17 May 2013 06:14:08 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/co7otTOBiVo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8bit-ghost.tumblr.com/post/50379932673/nooby-banana-galosengen-hicpup-hes-so">8bit-ghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nooby-banana.tumblr.com/post/50351376229/galosengen-hicpup">nooby-banana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galosengen.tumblr.com/post/50350828814">galosengen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hicpup</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcvropYTl1qe8k2ro1_400.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>HE’S SO EMBARRASSED HE HID BEHIND HIS FOOD BOWL</p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50643844311http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50643844311Fri, 17 May 2013 06:13:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00ffacdcb790dc07c59819420c3e01f4/tumblr_mmuo1kSciN1r6g7k5o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592087866http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592087866Thu, 16 May 2013 15:06:30 -0400Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*<br /> Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592046281http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592046281Thu, 16 May 2013 15:05:48 -0400other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run<br /> me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleephttp://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592030132http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50592030132Thu, 16 May 2013 15:05:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7076326bd743779c0ab2c821da8a3c7b/tumblr_mhogry6Jdp1qfp0dho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Let’s go on a road trip together. Just you and me.</em></p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50591984282http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50591984282Thu, 16 May 2013 15:04:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoncomingstormofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/48853447336/such-a-retardis-catswithbenefits-why-ride-a">theoncomingstormofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://such-a-retardis.tumblr.com/post/48826289207/catswithbenefits-why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when">such-a-retardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/43457448658/why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when-you-can-ride-me">catswithbenefits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me </p> </blockquote> <p>Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8ae4129ccb6513081cf1451a63ba00de/tumblr_inline_mltea8HJSy1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50591975120http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50591975120Thu, 16 May 2013 15:04:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/760c8e315e130fd7664462e690e328a0/tumblr_mj258pZJ8C1qe7n09o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50540891162http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50540891162Wed, 15 May 2013 21:05:46 -0400<p>i is gewed… how you anon?</p>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50480189795http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50480189795Wed, 15 May 2013 01:48:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d60ef8df397a1be5410f03e41a54a6b3/tumblr_mmefb0rLg31snxzz8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50352221080http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50352221080Mon, 13 May 2013 13:38:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8eb49eefad131d8f3f41ac779ad77f89/tumblr_mlmjx5qnZg1qlwf8co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba3c34e85af6d7d49a564ccce93f5b72/tumblr_mlmjx5qnZg1qlwf8co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e053c79a09d92ac74edd5069dd9e54e8/tumblr_mlmjx5qnZg1qlwf8co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7cc35c7764166189111c3a3fb4eac3e/tumblr_mlmjx5qnZg1qlwf8co4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d8d0bf84c45bd5d64aa31b68600ca8f/tumblr_mlmjx5qnZg1qlwf8co5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dotcore.tumblr.com/post/48558026891">dotcore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Gotta Draw ‘Em All!</strong><br/>by <a href="http://justlex.deviantart.com/">Alexie</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50351904528http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50351904528Mon, 13 May 2013 13:33:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/384ff5e29c3cb984d0482e6c65ac1fdd/tumblr_mij6jb8hj11qjbsm8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://younqqbeautyy.tumblr.com/post/50221585169/heartless-uny-corn-shes-lost-in-thoughts" class="tumblr_blog">younqqbeautyy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartless.tumblr.com/post/46143128678/uny-corn-shes-lost-in-thoughts">heartless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uny-corn.tumblr.com/post/45306396537/shes-lost-in-thoughts-pubilicious-this">uny-corn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shes-lost-in-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/44108044086/pubilicious-this-episode-emotionally-scarred">shes-lost-in-thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pubilicious.tumblr.com/post/43650360130/this-episode-emotionally-scarred-me">pubilicious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this episode emotionally scarred me</p> </blockquote> <p>oh god it’s transparent</p> </blockquote> <p>Alone</p> </blockquote> <p>Trippiest episode of sponge bob</p> </blockquote> <p>Forreal lol ._.</p></blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50285097192http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50285097192Sun, 12 May 2013 16:29:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea081d56b94eed6a5afacf246f570756/tumblr_mmni40Q7Nr1snda8yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50235685705http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50235685705Sun, 12 May 2013 03:47:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ac10db7eefeabc906b6acfa2605f6f4/tumblr_mmo0jrKg7v1sqelygo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://meownotyourbirthday.tumblr.com/post/50219464083/cute-little-guy" class="tumblr_blog">meownotyourbirthday</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cute Little Guy</p></blockquote>http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50235617126http://keepuscomatosebutaudible.tumblr.com/post/50235617126Sun, 12 May 2013 03:45:56 -0400